If my PET ROCK ran for President, would he win against the candidates running now?

His platform in part would be: he's against abortion (throwing little pebbles in a dumpster or in the water), people would adopt other rocks at no charge & get paid for it; All single rocks would marry a stone & vice versa; complete health care for all rocks & pebbles (cleaned & polished daily); unemployment eliminated (no work in rock quarries for humans); no illegal rocks, stones, & boulders crossing the borders seeking land to lay on; people with rocks in their head for brains will have to give up those rocks by educating themselves bettter so the rocks in their head will be intelligent. Just a few of the things my pet rock would do if elected President of America or is it Rockamerica? Any other issues my pet rock (named Rocky) can do to better America?